netflix and love

A substitute of Netflix and chill. Instead of watching a movie in the background and fucking the brains out of the other participant, netflix and love ambiently plays a pop culture film to distract the two viewers from their inescapable loneliness. It adds normalcy to their weighted plight to reach another soul as they gaze into another’s eyes. Assigning every aspect of people they love to the otherwise stranger in front of them, a true intimate moment is reached by both parties.

A result of loneliness and the willingness to love without reason
Mentally ill lover mindset: I’m destined to be alone. I want to feel held tonight. I’m going on tinder to find some Netflix and love
by Vagabondidiot November 12, 2022
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netflix and till

Experiencing the sweet sensation of a sensors lesson.
Person 1: Hey do you wanna do a sensors lesson?
Person 2: Yeah let's netflix and till.
by waschiandkoala January 05, 2018
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netflix and till

Similar to netflix and chill, only that it is defined as a shared expierience between a rahel and a till. <3
"what are you doing?", "oh just netflix and till"
by waschiandkoala December 28, 2017
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obama netflix

Trump sent out a tweet suggesting that Congress investigate Barack and Michelle Obama's production deal with the streaming giant Netflix while criticizing the Mueller investigation into the 2016 election:
"They failed on the Mueller Report, they failed on Robert Mueller's testimony, they failed on everything else, so now the Democrats are trying to build a case that I enrich myself by being President. Good idea, except I will, and have always expected to, lose BILLIONS of DOLLARS for the privilege of being your President - and doing the best job that has been done in many decades. I am far beyond somebody paying for a hotel room for the evening, or filling up a gas tank at an airport I do not own. These Radical Left Democrats are CRAZY! Obama Netflix?"
Hey, good lookin'. How about some Obama Netflix and stay in for the evening?
by Daphnecat September 17, 2019
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netflixated

When one is deep in the throes of Netflix binge watching session.
I tried to get my friend to go out and do something with me, but he was completely Netflixated and wouldn’t leave his house.
by Big E 227 February 15, 2018
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Netflix Guy

A guy that is always available for a girl when she can't find anyone else. (Like Netflix is for TV, when nothing else is on, watch a movie on Netflix that you've probably seen already and know the ending but watch it anyway.)
"Call Netflix Guy. You KNOW he's home alone just waiting for you!"
by Nondemo February 12, 2022
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Netflix Constipation

When you get backed up watching the shit in your Netflix list.
I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!
by LordJefe October 29, 2018
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