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Narcissoulless

Man I was talking to Google the other day.what a "narcissoulless"ass port hole!
by Narcissoulless March 19, 2026
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Narcissist

When someone is so self centred they convince themselves they aren’t.
not me! how could i, the greatest person on the planet be a narcissist?! oh c’mon! me? a narc?? i’m too awesome to be a narcissist!
by Rhealic December 28, 2025
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Automotive Narcissicm

Singing along to a car commercial while driving which is a commercial for the car you're driving. That's right.
Girl stop humming to that Nissan commercial, you indulge in such Automotive Narcissicm!
by SkinnyGau July 4, 2008
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e-narcissist

1. any person who, despite all indicia to the contrary, unreasonably continues to believe that any other person who reads his/her Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace, Pinterest, Tumblr, Twitter, or any other social network posts, and despite the fact that such posts may actually be the creation of yet another person, truly cares as much as he/she does about the substance of such posts.

2. any person who, despite all indicia to the contrary, unreasonably continues to believe that repetitive posting, on any social network, will positively influence that person's actual social standing in the real world.
1. Peter: "Why won't Mary stop posting e-meme pictures she didn't even create herself?"

Paul: "Because she's an e-narcissist."

2. Peter: "Why does Mary keep posting? It seems she just posts whatever she sees happening around her all the time, just so she can post something."

Paul: "Who cares? She's a horrible person anyway... oh, and she's an e-narcissist."
by Pikr816 July 19, 2012
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Wet Narcissus

The combination of coke and viagra, usually snorted, used to keep the party going. Most common among older gay men, who need that extra lil umph, upstairs and downstairs. Hard revelry, if you will...
"Do you have that Wet Narcissus, Nic? That cute 23 year old voguing on the bar at Vandams might run circles around me in bed if I don't do some combo linez."
by Dirty Daddy January 15, 2013
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altruistic narcissist

A finite group of Narcissists, using religion, politics, entertainment to forge a foundation of generosity or an appearance of helpfulness to produce credibility. All altruistic behaviors are purposed to produce narcissist supply. Entitlement, self aggrandizement, poor self control, and a complete lack of empathy, disregarding how behavior may have negative consequences to other people. As a rule all behavior is self purposed, all people are subjects to be used, and discarded when use is no longer functional to their purpose. Typically the discard follows with the possibility to be hovered in for recycling of Narcissist supply. Narcissus that are altruistic appear to be helpful to produce a large group of groupies that become potential flying monkeys.
I believe that the altruistic narcissist does good to get attention.
by nerverbeenstupid August 4, 2017
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Negative narcissist

A narcissist that believes everyone is against them instead of with them. They believe everything they do is wrong, everyone hates them, and that everyone is always talking about them or talking down to them.
Oh John? Don't mind him. He thinks everyone talks crap about him even when we're talking about unicorns. He's a negative narcissist.
by Bookworm Brea May 25, 2018
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