African Munchies

The extreme munchies that one will get after smoking a massive amount of weed through conventional method, ie (blunt, joint, bowl or bong) and then chase it with pot brownies in hopes of satisfying the first set of munchies. Not only will you be blown off your ass, your munchies will match or surpass that of children starving in Africa.

We smoked 3 bowls each and a blunt, then intentionally ate a whole batch of brownies that just looked so good and gooey, after that we had the African Munchies.

(Not intended to be cruel, END WORLD HUNGER!!)

by the white guy working at that store September 30, 2007

Falafel muncher

Homosexual act of sucking on a partners balls. Also a general referral of homosexuality.

Did you know that Paul is a falafel muncher? Yes, I heard Wendy ask him.

by Wolfboy69 March 16, 2009

pillow muncher

term used to provoke a gay person

"your a simple pillow muncher mate"

by johnnymoe February 2, 2015

carpet muncher

A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.

Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

carpet munching sewer skank

a girl who acts like she is lesbian and does lesbian acts on the street just like a dirty whore.

"blow out is such a carpet munching sewer skank".

"damn look at that carpet munching sewer skank"

by c.p.k August 27, 2009

MATTRESS MUNCHER

a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.

Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!

by weave September 7, 2003

carpet muncher

carpet munching is a fun thing to do with a fit girl which involves eating out a girl's vagina : classically a lesbian would be called a "Carpet muncher" if she has licked out another girl.

"Ere mayte did ya know that kimmy girl is a right carpet muncher"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"

by kimberlychan July 11, 2007