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Muddy Rain

I left for work and was dismayed to find a Muddy Rain on my cars windshield.
by Farrush21 September 30, 2021
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muddy, floaty pile

The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.
Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.
by Penis Alota January 27, 2024
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The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
by the stanky leg April 5, 2009
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The Muddy Keech

Come over Saturday so we can do the muddy Keech. My doctor says prostate health is important for senior citizens!
by Sparkle-muffin June 6, 2024
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muddy boulder

verb. The act sticking one or both of your testicles in a conscenting party's ass hole and pulling it out with a layer of feces on it.
What's that smell? Oh, that's just from Jeff and I giving Chantel a muddy boulder.
by D-Money$ August 2, 2014
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Muddy Coles

A Muddy Coles is the act of taking a sexual parter to the frozen section of a Coles supermarket and vigorously fingering their anus.

This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.
Me and the missus went to grab some frozen fish but I ended up slamming her with a Muddy Coles.
by KnightsHelm April 1, 2017
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