Mount and Blade

One of the greatest RPG games of all time. Makes you feel like you're Julius Caesar

I was playing Mount and Blade yesterday and ended up capturing Sargoth.

by jnels845 April 12, 2024

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Mount Phukidunno

Located at Camp David, Mount Phukidunno is known for its mysterious nature, with its name literally translating to "fuck it, I don't know." Populated almost exclusively by aquatic snails and an elusive beetle, Phukidunno has been studied extensively by ecologists for its uniquely low oxygen content.

Mount Phukidunno possesses a unique climate that most humans would quickly die in!
Yeah, it's a really specific climate that only snails can survive.

by Thezachary May 20, 2024

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Mount Everett Regional High School

After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…

Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”

by virginphobic November 25, 2021

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mount silver

A pokémon creepypasta where slowly, everyone dies from hypothermia and frostbite, including red and YOU. Your pokémon die in this order, Meganium, Pidgeot, Lugia, Feraligatr, Tyranitar, Typhlosion.
also that pikachu jumpscare scared the shit out of me along with celebi’s perish song that fucking hurt

Person 1: hey have you heard of mount silver
Person 2: yes, the celebi perish song hurt
Person 1: indeed

by ObscuredEyes November 27, 2021

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