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hostess with the mostest

A most dedicated hostess willing to please everyone.
Also- the most groovy put out chick...
This is a groovy party and you are the hostess with the mostest.
by Avior April 10, 2005
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mostitute

Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.
Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."
by Sasha Bennet December 10, 2005
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mostestest

1. the most a person can be loved.

2. the definition of most times infinity (and beyond), pi, etc. cannot be beaten.

3. how much becky loves dan.
Becky - i love you.
Dan - well, i love you most.
Becky - too bad, because i love you mostestest.
by beckyyy. June 21, 2007
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Mostly_luca

luca is a perfect representation of a wanker his hair is always on point and if you break his heart and I will break your face:)
by _iits_luca_ April 6, 2019
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moster

A word that means "greater than most"
Maya: "I love you, Ken"
Ken: "I love you moster, Maya"
by kenzhou321 September 26, 2010
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Mostography

A mostography is a collection of releases by an artist or band that is missing a few of them. It might be missing a hard to find early demo or a promotional cd in limited circulation.
The term comes from 'Discography' which is used to describe a 'release' of all the works of a musical group in one package to the internet community.
BMFan1 - "Did that Mayhem discography finish downloading?"

BMFan2 - "Well, yeah...but it was missing the PFA Rehearsal so it's a mostography ...I'll have to find it somewhere else"

BMFan1 - "Oh that's too bad. I hate it when people call stuff a discography when it isn't!"
by Mansonite January 12, 2006
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mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.
Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"
by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009
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