mormon boner

An erection for the anus before marriage and for every orifice after.

Brad: I got that Mormon Boner.
Thad: You two aren’t married. Better get Becky some Depends.

by Johnny1981 September 11, 2021

Mormon Pizza

When you go on a mission in a different country and you don’t like the food, so you just order pizza for 2 years.

“He ate so much pizza on his mission that it cancelled out all the walking he did. He definitely is a Mormon pizza!”

by Lucitypoop July 8, 2025

Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.

Megan: Garrett is a Mormon Fuckboi.
Kortni: So is Theo!!

by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016

Mormon Laugh

It is a laugh that Mormon people do that sounds like “tsk tsk tsk”

Person A: tells a joke*

Mormon person doing the Mormon laugh: “tsk tsk tsk tsk!”

by Son_of_the_sourh April 15, 2025

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Mormonism

Mormon - ism

The Ism of being Mormon

That’s mormonism

by Pepepeytob March 2, 2020

Mormon harem

A group of females a Mormon is married to.

Everywhere that guy goes, you see him with his Mormon harem.

by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021