Mongolian Mozzarella

Pure rocked up cocaine.

The comandante told us to push at least three kilos of that Mongolian Mozzarella through the border.

by Cokaaayeeena August 7, 2020

Mongoljunge

Half daish half german word mad up by instagram. com/patrikskjernaa/
it mean retarded kid

Do bist ein mongoljunge

by Philipmemegod August 17, 2020

Mongrelite

Someone who is so freakishly absurd, it reminds you of someone named peeq or timmy.

Man did you see peeq yesterday? He was such a mongrelite

by Johnny Assmustard October 4, 2020

Mongolia

The Feeling of being too drunk to function normally but not too drunk to draw a dick with a chalk and then lay in it.

-How are you feeling?
- *long pause* Mongolia

by Banana bread usual October 24, 2020

Mongolian Calculator

For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.

A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.

by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020

Mongolloyde

Mongollyode a common term used to describe the mentally challenged. Often

referred to as a Lloyde for short.

That bloke over there is a real Lloyde. A deadset Mongolloyde

by Jarzuzie January 23, 2021

Mongolian tickle torture

Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.

Mongolian tickle torture is agonizing

by Mr.crispy January 30, 2021