A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war
(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
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Bob: Hey, have you seen Giselle Mironenko? I wanna ask her out.
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Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
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