Milkshaking

When a flaccid penis achieves orgasm through aggressive shaking.

“ I woke up out of a dead sleep ... next thing I knew, I was milkshaking all over myself... “

by dikwagon March 14, 2020

Milkshake

If somebody in the groupchat says something that is totally different than the subject that the groupchat is discussing.

A random comment that has nothing to do with what others are discussing.

*groupchat is discussing going to the movies*

‘These Fries are so yummy’

‘That is so milkshake!’

by Rowoww November 9, 2020

Banana Milkshake

When your partner pisses in your pussy after creaming in it. For extra points you can stick your tongue in their pussy and wiggle it around like a blender.

Have you ever had a banana milk shake?

Omg I thought you’d never ask, last night Alvin gave me the greatest banana milkshake of my entire life time
Oh... I meant like the ice cream drink...

by Fatbananamilkshakewoman November 10, 2020

Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.

We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!

by Danosue June 6, 2020

Strawberry Milkshake

After having sex, a man removes the woman’s eyeball and then finishes in her empty socket. Then swirling around his baby batter in her empty socket it turns into a strawberry milk colour.

Last night i was in the hospital for 3 hours after Kurk done a Strawberry Milkshake for our anniversary.

by Milker Man June 25, 2020

garden state milkshake

To drink the breastmilk of a New Jersey stripper

My bro almost ended up getting a Garden state milkshake in Atlantic City.

by Slootmaster November 2, 2020

Milkshake

When you do jumping jacks without a bra

Milkshake

by Jeff5362874 October 15, 2020