matt clarke

yo this guy gets pussy and smokes nice dope nigga
girl1: i want to fuck matt clarke
girl2: i smoked a dubie with him yesterday and i passed out after 2 tokes ! next thing i knew i woke up on the street with empty pockets and a text saying u shoulda been tokin my dick :S
by david whosu November 26, 2010
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Matt Suey

A term in reference to having a friend have sex with a girl before you do. Matt Suey was a fullback for the Chicago Bears in the 1980s, often plowing through defenders so Walter Payton could run free.
Yeah, Hank is my Matt Suey, he nailed Tiffany before I hooked up with her.
by Leiderberg February 16, 2008
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Matt Willis

Ex member of the boyband Busted. Gone solo with a range of rock-pop songs. Currently dating emma griffiths. He is hot, sexy and can sing extreamly well. Once appeared in an episode of Casualty as a drug dealer. Has the middle name of James. His real last name is sergeant, but goes by Matt willis. He also has his own personal myspace site.
by Kelly Louise June 22, 2006
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matt ford

a very sexy guy with beautiful hair and god like soccer skills. a very smart and funny guy with perfect everything. he also enjoys making love to melons and dogs. yo mama
i feel like matt ford, i enjoy loving on melons and dogs.
by dog butt in a butt October 24, 2008
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Matt Emch

Hot, Sexy, Sweet, smart, talented, funny, charming guy!!
Girl: omg.. your just like matt emch
guy: thanks!!
by i ♥ matt January 11, 2009
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Matt Cardle

winner of the X factor 2010. amazing voice, and extreamley good looking. love's his fans, geuinely a lovely person. no-one dislikes him, especially Aiden Grimshaw fellow x factor finalist, whom he has a huge Bromance with. Maiden ftw!
A: woah, who's that?! His voice is amazing!
B: Matt Cardle, the most gorgeous person in the world.
by ilovemrcardle March 07, 2011
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matt stone

The co-creator of the TV show "South Park," who has excelled at making racial, ethnic, and other mean-spirited humor socially acceptable among young people. A man of questionable talent, he produces low quality animation with poor dialogue to titillate the gross fantasies of teens and overgrown kids.
If Matt Stone couldn't make fun of racial, ethnic, and religious minorities and retarded people, he wouldn't have any jokes left.
by racistssuck120 August 20, 2009
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