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Illogical Marian Assumption 

An Illogical Marian Assumption, is my joke, on the Marian Assumption, a Christian doctrine, where The Virgin Mary, ascended to Heaven. It's also, a joke, on the, illogical assumption, a term, in logic.
The Devil's, Illogical Marian Assumption, is that, he hates The Virgin Mary, so he wants her, to join him, in Hell! A joke!

Logical Marian Assumption 

The Logical Marian Assumption, is the opposite, of my Illogical Marian Assumption. It's also, my joke, on The Marian Assumption, and a logical assumption.
Our Lord Jesus Christ, proclaims The Logical Marian Assumption. He says, The Virgin Mary, his mother, is pure, and chaste enough, to be brought, bodily to heaven! Amen! Another joke!

cheryl and mariana 

These two have the most wholesome friendship in the world. Watch out cause these two are about to take over the world. Nothing can split them apart so don’t even try. There like sisters split apart at birth. When they are together its as if they are a goddess and can defeat anything their way. These two will remain friends for eternity and beyond, nothing can break them apart.
‘Who has the best friendship?’ ‘It has to be Cheryl and Mariana, they’re inseparable!’

Célia and Marianne 

Two very dumb friends, a lil weird, but very lovely and without any sign of organisation. A wonderful mom-friend and a brilliant hair holder when u feel sick.

they are the best friends u can have! <33
"This gives me Célia and Marianne energy ^^"

Milan Nicole Marino 

FUCKING BITCH
I hate Milan fucking Marino so much. I had changed my mind on her for a bit, now it’s just pure HATRED. I hate that bitch so much. She makes you think she’s nice but she’s not, it’s a trap which I had in fact fallen into. I regret it I do. If you ever see a Milan, Tall, Brown hair, Beautiful eyes. BEWARE LADIES AND GENTS… you’ve got trouble headed your way.
She’s such a Milan Nicole Marino, I wish she would vanish forever.

Samuel Jay Marinos 

A curly wurly who thinks hes him. Hes a hair conuisser and has a big nose