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Walrus handshake

When you touch the chest of a female who's breasts are not firm but saggy. It can be due to age but can also be an unfortunate genetic inheiritance.
I got Tara's bangers out, but it wasn't the best surprise. I got the walrus handshake.
by Brass Master D September 29, 2010
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Soggy Handshake

When two men greet each other by jacking each other off while staring in different directions. The men then promptly part ways.
I totally ruined my new suit from that mass Soggy Handshake, but no regrets....
by The Mad Tbagger October 13, 2011
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Huckleberry Handshake

A Hand Job, Jerking off someone, Kissing ass through manual stimulation
My brother went to the beach on a company function this weekend. It was a shame to watch that guy as he was hanging out with the bosses and handing out a Huckleberry Handshakes to everyone of them. Some people will do anything for a raise!!!!!
by Butterman 14 June 11, 2013
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Sloth Handshake

a subform of a handshake that involves two people mimicking how a two toed sloth would shake hands if they were to do so. Can be used as a form of greeting, congratulations or introduction.
Maddie greeted Julia in the early morning with a sloth handshake to express how excited she was to see her.
by Twiggy Mama 121212 November 29, 2018
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Gun Money Handshake

A common practice of selling firearms in an informal setting without submitting the purchaser to a background check. Surprisingly, it is perfectly legal in most places for rifles and shotguns but handguns are usually prohibited (considering statistics, rifles and shotguns are used in a small percentage of crime).

GMH makes purchasing old or used guns at shows or flea markets a breeze. However, you must always fill out paperwork to purchase new firearms from a dealer.
Gun Money Handshake:
Guy: Wow, M1 Garands! How much for this one?

Old Guy: $800 please.

Guy: <pays> Here you go.

Old Guy: Pleasure doing business.

Background check:
Guy: Cool, the new Bushmaster ACR! I'll take it!

Dealer: Have a seat and fill out this paperwork, please.

<15 mins>

Dealer: <calls insta-check hotline, guy is clear> That'll be $2,715.34 with tax and $20 transfer fee.

Guy: <pays>

Dealer: Pleasure doing business.
by PinkPanzer November 26, 2011
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Satan's Handshake

"Dude, after I was done giving her Satan's Handshake it looked like a lower-case "i" down there."

"Did you tell her when you were going to do it, or did you surprise her?"
"It was getting heated, then I said, 'It's a pleasure to meet you,' and she knew Satan's Handshake was going to come next."
by SuperHappyJim January 10, 2015
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los angeles handshake

fancy handjob slang for those tryna flex in high school but ain't tryna get dress coded
I saw some dude with a los Angeles handshake sweatshirt and I had to define this shit for myself
by Laroonmochyointerinet May 7, 2018
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