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Log Cabin

A log cabin is when a girl takes on the maximum amount of boners all at once without any of them touching. Current scientific research show that the amount is 20.
Me:"19 of my friend and I just gave that chick a log cabin."
Mom: "That's nice, dear."
by Honesto abe February 19, 2011
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Log Jostler

Male person of homosexual nature, or who has preference for penetrative anal sex - e.g to disturb or move i.e 'jostle' faeces in the anal passage i.e a 'log'
That bloke is staring at you like he wants to pump your arse, I think he's a log jostler
by mike2011 April 1, 2011
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dirt logs

(1.)Crap,shit,poo,doodie another meaning the word "POOP".

(2.) a word that would be the only thing cool to tatoo on your ass.

(3.)Something to call someone in frustration, anger, or is they're just being annoying.
(1.) Woah check it out! Larry made huge dirt logs in the toilet!!

(2.)Hey look everybody! i got dirt logs on my ass!

(3.)Dammit bob stop being a dirt log!!
by FreshFragrence November 23, 2007
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log hound

one who watches computer logs very obsessively
You don't know if the urban dictionary has gone past 1000 definitions? What has happened to my log hound?
by Bungalow Bill December 9, 2001
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Bum Log

A huge turd basically...Yeno one that clogs the bog.
In fact so big, that you would of thought it was a child.
Tim: Damn ! I need a Shit !
Tom: Go for one then.
Callum: Yeah dude you better not shit in my room, knowing you, you've probably had Indian food or Cat food or something like that ?!
Tim: Fine! But i reckon its gonna be a bum log cos my ring is well stinging !
by The Mighty Turd ! May 16, 2010
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Log and Jog

When you take a huge dump in someone's toilet and leave without flushing.
Dude, I totally pulled a Log and Jog at Mom's house last night. She'll flip when she finds it!
by BeaversCleavage March 20, 2010
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Epstein Log

The name for a penis that is shaped like an egg.

During the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix, it was revealed that he had an "egg shaped penis", to which he disgustingly smirked.

It's a play on the Lolita Express flight log, a.k.a. the Epstein flight log.
Much like someone with Peroni's Disease has a dick hooked more than Gonzo's nose, someone with an Epstein Log has a fucking oddly egg shaped appearing dick.
by Donkey McMuffinStuffin September 12, 2020
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