David Letterman

Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.

Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.

Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.

Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.

Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.

by Sam June 18, 2004

letter box

A square or rectangular prism shaped box commonlly situated at the front of peoples houses mounted on a post or in a precut hole in the fence. A letter box can usaully consist of two different holes; a rectangular hole cut into the letterbox, which is where the postman or postwoman places paper messages encased in a an adressed envolope. The other hole is a round cylinder, where pointless paper, also known as junkmail, is inserted by the paper boy. On the letter box,it is very common to have the number that represents the house that the letter box is used for. Some letter boxes can be locked by a small padlock to prevent people from stealing your mail (this is highly recommeded if you live in a shitty/dodgy neibourhood). Most people like to decorate their letterboxes but is usually a very bad idea.

"hey ma! Im going out to get the mail from the letter box. ok?

by THE RANDOM SPAZZ December 20, 2004

Four Letter Lie

Good 5 Piece Post-Hardcore Band Coming Out of Minnesota.

scene kid 1: hey dude, did you go to the four letter lie show at club 13?
Scene kid 2:yeah, they kicked my scrawny little ass.
Scene kid 1:that was you? psh. fag.

by felt April 25, 2006

letted

the past tense of let

i letted the dog out already

by asda July 3, 2006

listerbate

{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a listerjob.
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)

I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009

listerine effect

when woman is giving a man a blow job his cumshot is so powerful its like an explosion in her mouth.

John:My shot is so powerful last night I gave my wife the listerine effect

by swordfishrocka April 11, 2009

Lifted

To get punched or beaten up

raaaah G loz just got lifted by Andy

by Cocaineorgohome June 9, 2018