Left-Libertarian

A socialist who is in denial and tries to hide his idotic beliefs with a fancy and misleading term.

Left-Libertarians need to come out of the closet.

by Audicola February 16, 2010

Libertarian

A person who eats liberals.

Gary Johnson is a libertarian, he is in custody for the attempt to consume Newt Gingrich, his favorite lunchtime snack.

by lsjfownmc35 August 21, 2012

lumberton

school

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Lambert

A woman who can only get aroused when a man, or men defecate on her chest.

I don't like German films, they are all the same, just some Lambert who lays their giggling while a bunch of dudes poop on her chest.

by pingpongsecret August 1, 2009

lamberting

the art of growing a supreme mullet, wearing a Dale Earnhardt earring and wearing jorts.

Dude, why did you come dressed like that to my party?

Come on man, I just felt like lamberting!

by datdude84 December 27, 2011

Liberty Turd

The expulsion of faeces in any environment other than a locked and secured toilet/bathroom.

N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.

Camper A; "I just had a brilliant liberty turd next to that pine tree."

Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"

Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."

Camper B "Sweet."

Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."

Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."

by rnaylevert July 5, 2012

Liberty Marie Law

A flirtatious girl. She often tells other people secretes. She seems trustworthy when you meet, then it all changes. She will push you away, eventually. She often flirts with several boys at a time. Everyone loves Liberty until she screws them over. She

Liberty Marie Law is a fun, trustworthy person.

by coooooooooooooooooolllllllllll June 10, 2014