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licketty split

'Get down there, licketty split' (command)
by TheNiceMan July 31, 2006
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Arizona Salt Licker

When a male buries himself under the ground in Arizona, he then sticks his Penis above the ground so a deer will lick it.
Hope: "Hey Grace, had you seen Jake last night?"

Grace: "No Hope, but I do believe Jake got an Arizona Salt Licker last night.

Hope: "Bet it felt great Grace."
by jkldosan a673 July 8, 2011
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lickety

1. deliciousness
2. a word used to describe the appearance of a fully erect penis
3. the thought that enters your mind when you see a dripping wet CC runner
4. the tingling sensation on your tongue when you see some eye candy

etc...
-go look at R.L.'s pikcha.. he lookin all wet and lickety, i could eat him UPPP!!

-ohhhh gurl.. i be on dat all night long
by tushaba October 21, 2008
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Lickety

1: adj. A state of constant and epic failure; To be Lickety'd; to have been found to be a miserable, lying retard; to reek of cat urine

2: adv. a pathological need to perpetuate one's own pwnage by regailing others in tales that are patently untrue, and thusly, automatically debunked; to be in denial of one's own sad, pathetic life; to disappear from view after being confronted with reality, in order to preserve one's fantasy
"Dude, my summer house is a mansion right next door to George Clooney's on Lake Como. He and I have barbeques there all the time."

"You drive an eight year old car and don't even have a passport."

"Damn it! I've been Lickety'd!"

*****

"I'm in such incredibly adonis-like shape that I can finish the Iron Man competition in six hours, and still have enough energy to go home and bone my harem of hot blonde nineteen year olds."

"Didn't you weigh three hundred pounds a couple of years ago? And don't you have a bald spot the size of a moon crater? And isn't it unhealthy to lose weight and gain muscle that fast?"

"Bye-bye!"
by Va-va-voom October 10, 2008
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Elmo-Licker

A degrading word, mostly used as an insult, or put-down.
Dude, why didn't you help me back there? You Elmo-Licker!
by James May October 10, 2005
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Pot Licker

North East Scottish slang(Aberdonian) for someone that is so ugly that they should be made to lick a pot to hide their face
"I canna believe ye pumped yone pot licker fae The Metro"!
by TheNobz December 15, 2015
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lickers

Cornwall, England slang for Lesbians, which they prefer to be called than dyke or anything.
Are the Lickers coming out tonight?

All my friends are Lickers, I could set you up with one..
by ebby November 13, 2004
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