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That's how the jets lag
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Nigerian lag

Nigerian lag is when you're playing an online game such as Call of Duty, Fifa or Battlefield, and extreme lag occurs. Involves lag spikes, skipping, bullets not registering and a ping of 400ms+.
Player: oh for fuck sake, the nigerian lag is starting to kick in bro.
by CoDSlayer June 19, 2016
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lag

when your entire net freezes and and the screen freezes
I fucking die to lag every time I play this damn game, I'm about to uninstall.
by the come goblin December 5, 2021
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Lag PTSD

Abstract: When you’ve been playing with bad specs all your life, causing you to feel like you’re framing and lagging even when you got a good PC.

Lag PTSD is the mental state of feeling like your PC is performing bad, when it is performing perfectly fine. As the name suggests, this condition is caused when a person has played or watched media all their life with a bad PC. This causes them to frame and lag frequently, and them having a less than average time gaming. Then, after they got used to their PC’s bad performance, when they get an actually good PC they continue to feel like they’re lagging and framing, even if the PC is tearing through the game at QHD 144+ FPS.

One of the more versatile solution to countering this is to have the game’s performance tab open. Seeing the frame counter at a stable and desired number can quell any feelings of lag and framing. Additionally, if this condition takes the variant of only occurring in retrospect, remind yourself that you can likely play Cyberpunk at 60 FPS+.

Lag PTSD can be caused by having less than 60 FPS on even the lightest of games at minimum graphics settings.
“I recently got a PC with a 9800X3D and a 5070 TI. I still feel like I’m lagging though. I lowkey might have lag PTSD.”
by asdffrfrnocap October 1, 2025
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A Lag

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.
"I found some bibites together in a lag"
by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023
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Lag

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Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag
My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag
by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019
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