suck my knee (SMK)

A sexual act performed by two lucky individuals on a middle aged, indian man, with glasses and no personality, whose knees are knobby AF. An up and coming sex position, it promises to make your day beautiful and filthy wet. Forget a wet female part, this is the real fucking deal. Knee sucking is the next big thing, and will fucking rock. So lets fucking get started on SMK.

lets suck knees. you can suck my knee (SMK) first. how do you want me to suck it? lets suck it nice and slow. like old times.

by indianlovers1234567890 November 7, 2012

knee mail

n. a prayer to God, or whatever higher being you believe in

"My girlfriend is "late" on her period,I better send out some knee mail"

by Billy Boyce July 5, 2005

Take a Knee

"Take a Knee", the worst diss in sports. This term comes from American Football. Should you screw up during practice or worse, during a game, the coach tells you "take a knee" where which you go to the sideline and kneel down on one knee so that the team and audience can see your total humiliation. I first heard this term in 1984, though I know it has to originate from a date way before my time. My coach of at least 45 yrs. old at the time used this term.

Coach Says: Miss your read...Take a Knee. Miss your block...Take a Knee. Miss your hole...Take a knee.

Ex: God...mit John Doe! Get your blocks or you're taking a knee.
Ex: Je..s Freakin' Chr..t... that ball fell right through your hands, Take a Knee.

by ElCompaDelChuco April 9, 2007

tiger knee

From the street fighter series, Sagat's most famous attack. He jumps towards his opponet with his knees extened.

A flying knee strike.

This guy is pissing me off, if he doesn't shut up, im gonna Tiger Knee him.

I knocked out Ryu with a Tiger Knee.

by JOKACRAZY May 31, 2010

Slap my knee

A word used by old people back in the 1900's when something was funny

A very white saying only used by a special white race never exposed to society

'Back in the olden days Jimmy Savile used to really Slap my knee' said Grandfather John

by wiji board October 14, 2018

Kneealp!

Used to denote an innuendo.

Lisa: I always come in and out.

Tom: Kneealp!

by Beadle September 29, 2003

knee sliders

Formed pieces of hard plastic or compressed leather incorporated onto motorcycle roadracing suits to protect the suit leather from damage while cornering. The sliders are attached to the leather suit towards the outside and just below the knee area of each leg, usually with velcro.

Expert motorcycle roadracers must replace their knee sliders quite often.

by razer December 26, 2006