patches of kitten hair

The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.
awwww baby i love your patches of kitten hair!
by ivette July 19, 2006
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kittenality

The name a crazy woman (Mainly Alaskan)- who are obsessed with cats, gives when she thinks cats have no personality.
"Cats have no personality, so they should be called kittenality."

Crazy women who think cats have their own personalities.
by JoseLegend March 23, 2008
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Glittered her kitten

To perform anal sex on a woman and then fuck her pussy
by bridgettheperv June 19, 2009
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Drown some kittens

To open one's bowels. Take a dump. Have a shit.
Pass the newspaper, love, I'm away to drown some kittens.
by lardeboy July 08, 2006
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kitten man

A kitten man is a spastic

They are just kittens because they are so weak and pointless

An advantage of a kitten man is a kitten man

Or most kinds of spastics


They kick shins in football and say "look a this" in a crazy voice and then hit footballs at retards.
by <3 Kitten man <3 September 25, 2008
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retarded kitten porn

refers to the lovely ladies who purr like a kitten when you treat them like they are inferior, particularly in an adult movie aka porno
dude this chick was acting dumb as fuck so I treated her as such...I took her back to my place and she was saying the most reatarded shit so I slapped that shit around and hit it hard as fuck...she purred like a kitten... I hit record and BAM....retarded kitten porn!
by themuthafuckinman April 26, 2013
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Death to all kittens

A word used to express how upset one is, or to offend someone. Also known as DTAK (pronounced D-tac. Offen used by emo teens.
I hate life! Death to all kittens!
by Emory February 13, 2006
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