Smoky Kitchen

When your wife or girlfriend is not happy with you. When you’re in the “doghouse”

“I got home late last night when the missus had cooked a fancy dinner, now I’ve got a Smoky Kitchen”

by Sunbury Scales February 5, 2026

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by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025

Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...

Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.

by billybobripa August 1, 2012

magician in the kitchen

One who is very effective in the kitchen

I'm a magician in the kitchen

by A person who is good at cookin March 2, 2017

Clean the kitchen

The act of shaving your balls.

I’m about to clean the kitchen so he/she will suck my dick.

by kirtap628 January 30, 2018

fire in the kitchen

Red head girl with red pubic hair.

I went down on that hot Irish girl she had Fire in the Kitchen

by Nick Newark June 13, 2018

Spackling the kitchen

The act of ejaculating on a woman's a Anus, Leaving a large Warm gooey puddle on her anus and enjoying Immensely.

She loves it when you pull out " spackle the kitchen " after devastating that pussy.

Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .

by Sir Richard Guntington Fellows May 23, 2019