Kelley

Kelley is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Kelley is the funniest girl and always knows how to make someone smile. If you ever find a kelley don't give her up because Kelley is one of the most attractive girls ever. Kelleys always have the greatest personalities.

Wow did she see kelley how good Kelley looked today?

Kelley looks so hot when she plays soccer!

by Swagdontcomecheap August 23, 2014

kelly deathless

manipulative former member of The Distillers ex-communicated due to drug use.

does anyone have a broken lightbulb and some crizak?

by DpdynamO December 20, 2004

Hellen Keller

A drink that is generally consumed in the form of a shot. It consists of equal parts Gin and Tequila and is garnished with a lemon or lime.

Careful there, too many Hellen Keller's in one night can cause you to act like her the next morning!

by Xabu September 9, 2011

Kelly Clarkson

kelly clark son is awesome !!

i love kelly clarkson

by laughway2 much88 April 2, 2005

Mitch Kelley

When a man/guy has a crazy obsession for another women/girl and looses all of his friends over this one obsession for a girl and the girl hates him in return.

Wow, my friend is being such a Mitch Kelley

by knoppixxx April 25, 2009

Hellen Kellered

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!

I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.

by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008

The Helen Keller

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, the guy puts both of his hands over her ears and pulls her as far onto his cock as possible (this works best with a guy who has a large bush and doesn't manscape). Then she can't hear anything, can't see anything, and essentially cannot speak coherently.

Yao gave Kari The Helen Keller and she couldn't see when Adam came in the room to watch.

by Beldar ND June 7, 2007