jon

a literal angel. someone cool, kind, hilarious, super fun to be around. he's stylish as hell, iconic, and his pick up lines are ALWAYS the best. he will never fail to put a smile on your face, whatever he does. he has the cutest laugh.

damn, that guy is a total jon!

by lullabyy September 11, 2020

jon hawkins

A badass mother fucker

Dont mess with jon Hawkins he's a badass mother fucker

by Bigjon762 February 8, 2022

motherfu'kin' jon

One of the most talented Drum and Bass DJs to ever mix records. Unfortunately his DJ career was doomed because he didn't know how to not call out bullshit when he saw it. Either that or all the promoters got salty when they found out that he indeed did fuck their mother.

"Who is this mixing on this CD? This is awesome"
"Oh man, that's Motherfu'kin' Jon!"

by MFJ420 June 11, 2023

Jon

Biggest carrot cruncher you’ll meet

Mate that Jon is a massive carrot cruncher

by MateItsReal June 7, 2021

jon godrage

to “jon godrage” someone is to indulge in the activity of intercourse

Che: Yo, lemme jon godrage you

Cris: Get away from me freak

by Jgoman m November 14, 2025

General jon

An actual legend he has a large penis and is a big brain

General Jon is so lit

by 102 large haha November 21, 2019

Lil Jon-ing

When you genuinely do not care about what someones saying to you and dont listen, but still respond to not seem rude.

Person 1: Hey did you hear , I got a limited edition Ultra Lord action figure yesterday !
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: It has Karate Chop Action Too!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Im gonna keep it in mint condition though so its worth something in the future.
Person 2: Okay.
(if you didnt know already, Person 2 doesnt care about the action figure and is Lil Jon-ing the conversation.)

by davindervis1112 September 20, 2017