Jordan (girl)

Jordan is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. And she never lets her friends down. though continuesly is let down by her friends she never lets them go because she actually loves them and hates that she loves them. she's kind, sweet, pretty, cute, and funny.

Omg Jordan (girl) is so nice

ya she's so pretty

by iamthesmratest November 6, 2019

Jordan Capri

Porn star from Alberta, Canada. Real name is Lori Bazzil. Now Retired

Jordan Capri is a porn star born in San Diego.

by MagnumC October 8, 2009

Jordan

A stunning famous english glamour model with very large boobs, has appeared in Playboy and I'm a celebrity get me out of here (british reality TV program)

Jordan: Woman with large boobs and a mouth to match.

by Muse Fan July 6, 2006

Crossing Jordan

A great show about a pathologists solving crimes (yeah, obviously, usually murders) using the body and crime scene as clues. Like CSI, but with feeling.

Did you watch Crossing Jordan last night?
Yeah, of course!!!

by Petra April 13, 2005

Jordan Peterson

A gamer rights advocate who got very famous for saying it's the libtards' fault if the gamers don't have girlfriends.

"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Jordan Gwinn

the biggest dick in myrtle beach. also see baby arm

Me: Haha, I heard that Katie Walton bitch got her serve of the baby arm.

Friend: Haha, yeah. I haven't seen her in a while...

*Jordan Gwinn appears*

by :D. August 7, 2009

Jordan Scott Hebert

A handsome man with a lot of hair on his chest.

Dude, look at that Jordan Scott Hebert! His chest is hairy!

by Reester September 30, 2009