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Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.
I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.
by DannyKRage May 16, 2012
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Jesse Faden

is the current Director of the Federal Bureau of Control. Jesse isn't the usual sarcastic, quippy girl you used to know. Her appearance is unremarkable and somewhat disheveled, she's pretty humorless, and, at times, her behavior borders on desperate. However Jesse is striking, not just because of her bright red hair and her strong jaw but because she stands with her shoulders squared, feet planted like she’s ready to fight. It is kind of sexy that she has that confidence.
Agents: Director we need help at sector 18!!
Jesse Faden: I will be right there.
by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021
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Jessing-Out

When someone is being incredibly irate over small actions/phrases
“You’re Jessing-Out right now

“ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN’T SPELL ANTI-DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM
by Gayahhninja March 23, 2023
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Jess Greaves

Likes to stick saucy lettuce to her clothes and will bite you if you don’t give her enough attention.
by shreksthridnipple March 29, 2023
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The Jesse effect

Jesse: average dutch guy's name

Dating app expression for when you have swiped left too many times that when a very average guy shows up you swipe right for him
friend 1: Dude, why aren't you answering this guy?
friend 2: Oh... it must have been the Jesse effect
by nondutchies January 31, 2023
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Jess/Jessie

A group of closeted Gay Christian men who may or may not be married to women. They often plan trips together without their beards.
That man over there is a major Jess/Jessie.
by Thriller Man February 11, 2023
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Sophia and Jesse

They're the couple that would fake their deaths, run away and not look back, their love is so strong that Aphrodite herself would kneel in their presence.
No couple could ever be like Sophia and Jesse.
by Driven My 67 August 18, 2017
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