Jersey Drifter

A person from New Jersey who has sex with almost everyone in New Jersey and all of its visitors.

Davi - Angelina is definitely a Jersey Drifter.

Gus - I think we're the only ones we havent slept with

by Fap Jacks March 9, 2012

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jersey avocado

When a guy pulls anal beads out of his dirty ass, pops one off and puts in in a girl’s vage, then smears guac on her pussy and eats her out.

I love it when how he does a Jersey avocado.

by TheDissenterYouWouldNeverKnow May 8, 2019

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Jersey Penis

A penis with a skinny shaft and tiny balls

That man is so annoying, I bet he has a Jersey Penis!

by goopysoup69 December 18, 2022

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jersey job

When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.

I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.

by TheAdventuresOfDanAndPeter December 3, 2017

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Jersey mint

Condom

Instead of peppermints, the bar has a bowl of Jersey mints to encourage responsible porking.

by Aurorealis June 9, 2018

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jersey pour

when a bartender serves an oversized drink. E.g. a glass of wine that is filled to the top. Or a glass of whiskey that exceeds one shot and / or fills the glass.

"Wow, that is one jersey pour.."

by alwayshappytohelp October 28, 2017

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