japanese restart

To turn off an electronic device by pulling a plug out or shutting of power.
Shit computers running slow, better give it a Japanese restart.
by Callzumen January 20, 2018
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japanese jiggle jelq

an extreme version of jelqing, only used by the most experienced and daring of jelqmaxxers,

consists of jelqing ones shlong with double vise grips on the meat shlong that are tied to a ceiling fan, providing the jelqmaxxer with a constant up and down rotations motion, creating a jiggling effect

created and popularized in japan in the early 2010s
yo bro i just tried out that japanese jiggle jelq you told me about, i gained 3.7 inches of length and 2.1 inches of girth! this is the best extreme jelqing method ever!!
by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024
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Japanese Boy

He said that he loved me, never would go
Oh oh, oh oh
Now I find I'm sitting here on my own
Oh oh, oh oh

Was it something I've said or done
That made him pack his bags up and run
Could it be another he's found
It's breaking up the happy home

Mister can you tell me where my love has gone
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up one morning and my love was gone
Oh, my Japanese boy
Ooh, I miss my Japanese boy

People ask about him every day
Oh oh, oh oh
Don't know what to tell them, what can I say
Oh oh, oh oh

If only he would write me or call
A word of explanation, that's all
It would stop me climbing the wall
It's breaking up the happy home

Mister can you tell me where my love has gone
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up one morning and my love was gone
Oh, my Japanese boy
Ooh, I miss my Japanese boy

Was it something I've said or done
That made him pack his bags up and run
Could it be another he's found
It's breaking up the happy home
Mister can you tell me where my love has gone
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up one morning and my love was gone
Oh, my Japanese boy
Ooh, I miss my Japanese boy

Mister can you tell me where my love has gone
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up one morning and my love was gone
Oh, my Japanese boy
Ooh, I miss my Japanese boy
by Death Menace February 05, 2023
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Japanese Monopoly

When a drag queen defecates on your chest during intercourse.
Jonathan requested that Lady Petra perform a Japanese Monopoly on him whilst he lay on his back
by katsuwhiterice October 28, 2021
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Japanese Empire

The Empire of Japan (Japanese: 大日本帝国, Dai Nippon Teikoku or Dai Nihon Teikoku), also referred to as the Japanese Empire, Imperial Japan, or simply Japan, was the Japanese nation-statei that existed from the Meiji Restoration in 1868 until the enactment of the reformed Constitution of Japan in 1947. From 29 August 1910 until 2 September 1945, it administered the naichi (the Japanese archipelago and post-1943 Karafuto) and the gaichi (Korea, Taiwan, Kwantung Leased Territory, and pre-1943 Karafuto). The South Seas Mandate was a single Japanese dependent territory in the name of the League of Nations under Japanese administration. In the closing stages of World War II, with Japan defeated alongside the rest of the Axis, the formalized Japanese Instrument of Surrender was issued in compliance with the Potsdam Declaration of the victorious Allies, and Japanese de facto territory subsequently shrunk to cover only the Japanese archipelago as it is today.
"The Japanese Empire has retreated"
"Japanese Empire will rule the pacific!"
by mu1lexx December 18, 2023
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Japanese Writer

A writer who's primary goal is to make any children in their chosen media suffer as much as possible. Examples: Made in the Abyss, Fuga Melodies of Steel, Asura's Wrath, and so on.
"Don't you find an odd pattern in eastern media where children often seem to just get brutalized?" "Well yea, they got Japanese writers. Best way to get the empathy or shock out of someone is to show a child experiencing the worst #### known to man."
by GarbageGoose December 14, 2023
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