jake story

a story without a clear ending or point

joey: one day, i was watching the history channel. . .

everyone: shut up joey, you're telling a jake story

by Ooma September 08, 2007

Jake Baz

He is not a smart man.

Jake Baz is not a smart man.

by YesioHesio April 28, 2019

Jake Blackhall

A popular twitch streamer who is a apart of the lgbtq community

Random: Look its jake blackhall
Random2: I heard hes in the lgbtq commnuity

by freakabucket October 12, 2022

jake paul

a slang for the word cancer

wow i have jake paul

by jakepaul hater 2169 March 09, 2021

Jake Paul

Another term for cancer.

"Did you know there is another word for cancer?"

"What are you talking about? There is no such thin-"

"Jake paul."

"Oh"

by 420Weebtrash69 September 12, 2017

Jake

A Jake is a guy that will be a terrible kisser. He will be way too clingy and an awkward boyfriend. He won't know how to handle a break-up

Girl 1: How did Jake handle the break-up?
Girl 2: He cried for a week

by Karma-13 January 12, 2014

Jake Lewis

Jake Lewis is a top bloke and is very unique. All women crave a Jake Lewis as there is no one who can do the things that he can. Some may refer to him as the ultimate baller or the swishaholic or even bin box because of his talents in basketball. he can also sink and ball into women's boxes and does so very often. Jake Lewis is as much as a player in basketball as in scoring women. Jake Lewis is a great lover and has a massive penis that can reach up to 20 inches.

(Nicola):Jake Lewis is such a Baller
(Stacey): He can ball me any day

I love Jake Lewis he is amazing

by TheUltimateBaller October 25, 2014