Rizz and Jizz

Rizz and Jizz is a technique where you "rizz" up a girl and then "jizz". It is very effective technique developed by P.R

Yo he is totally the "Rizz and Jizz" master by the way he pulled her.

by Real_P.R December 20, 2022

jizz comet

When a male has not knocked one off for a few days and anything will make him jizz and when he does it looks and feels like a comet coming out of his bell end!

"I just had a monster wank and unleashed a massive jizz comet!"

by Jewjewish January 29, 2010

Jizz and Jet

Jizz and jet, or as my mom liked to say:blow your load and hit the road. One of the many terms for the pull and pray method of sexual conception

Last night I had to jizz and jet because I didn't have a condom.

by Tim Swain June 13, 2014

jizz fight

a fight when throwing or slapping one and other with the male seminal fluid involving 2 or more men.

Male1: So at work today i had to do alot of filing for the boss.

Male2: that sounds boring what i di

Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!

ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

by skimmboarder August 7, 2008

jizz rag

an insult calling sumone a cum soaker

Nhiron is a jizz rag

by $upreme.zzz October 25, 2016

Jizz fingers

Someone who when playing sports can either catch any ball thrown that day, or drop any.

yo jizz fingers catch the ball

by glec June 9, 2009

Da Jizz

1. The new replacement of the phrase "Da Shizz" which in turn was a replacement for "The Shit". Used generally to describe awesome internet videos and dance moves.

Guy 1: Dude check out this video I found on Youtube called "Guy listens to Parry Gripp songs while screaming leave Britney alone while a dramatic chipmunk recreates 2 girls, 1 cup in a balloon guys house when Old Gregg sings Numa Numa with Tay Zonday on keyboard."
Guy 2: Aw man, That sounds like Da Jizz, Man!
Guy 1: It IS!

by Sexy_Jesus July 19, 2009