its always one of them gotta be ugly

the rest of my username.

also, go do your homework.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly

by iaintneverseen2prettybestfrien December 3, 2020

like a chicken with its dick cut off

randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.

when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!

by ooter October 22, 2009

Running like an Ethiopian chasing its food

Running extremely fast, as if your life is dependent on it. Like you are an Ethiopian whose survival is reliant on catching your prey.

Alex is so fast, running like an Ethiopian chasing its food.

by Humanities April 13, 2011

bb u so awesm its amazn

A stereotypical rephrasing of the baby, are you free tonight

Bb u so awesm its amazn and I do mean dat from d rock bottom of me pocket.

by Hercolena Oliver May 1, 2010

oh my god its jason bourne

Relating to the meme, "Sword guy Jason Bourne meme!" Usually used when something is unusual.

A chemical reaction in a science lab. "It exploded! Oh my god, it's the work of Jason Bourne!" oh my god its jason bourne

by OJAX1 January 20, 2017

The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

A video commenting trend started by the YouTuber Jonny RaZeR. This phrase is similar to the phrase ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨ created by JellyBean, however unlike them, Jonny had his own viewers decide on the comment that would be written in the comment section of every video seen by participants of the joke. A viewer of Jonny commented The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host and it quickly began to be copy and pasted in the comment section. Jonny has encouraged everyone to only comment the message once on each video seen and to like/upvote the single comment in hopes of preventing the message from flooding the comments of every video on social media.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that comment being spammed everywhere on social media?
Person 2: Yeah! Everyone keeps saying The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

by Twi Shorts January 14, 2023

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker August 9, 2006