Wind Sock Allegiance

Term for the speed with which companies and individuals turn their commitment to whichever way the political or financial wind is blowing. i.e. Layoffs are the easiest quickest way for a company to cut costs; they don't seem to consider the impact to the individual. Individuals do the same if a better offer comes along and that company demands they start without giving the tradition 2 weeks notice.

The company is showing some real wind sock allegiance to it's employees with the latest stock drop and subsequent announced layoffs.

by Mtxo October 28, 2007

ass-faced to the wind

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster

I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!

by Joshula January 31, 2008

winding road

curves like the mountains inthe alps which dont stop on a woman

"damn son you peep shorty over there, with the junk in the trunk, mama is built like a winding road."

by himone July 21, 2009

Three sheets to the wind

Three sheets to the wind: The condition a person arrives at after imbibing too much alcohol. When a person is very drunk on the verge of being out of control. Some where between “tipsy” and “snot-slinging” drunk. A Naval term that refers to a sailing ship traveling at the very highest limit of it’s speed.

After that Christmas party I was three sheets to the wind as I was walking home.
Those guys at the end of the bar are pretty much three sheets to the wind. It’s probably time to call them a cab.

by Hello-o-o-o-o December 18, 2011

wind and pee pee

Nonsense, something without any substance or reality. The kind of talk you hear from someone with less than half the information. Taken from when changing a 'dirty' babies nappy, there's no poo, just wind and pee pee.

Don't listen to anything he says, he's all wind and pee pee.

by YellaHammer May 28, 2009

where the wind blows

Pretty much anything to do with your ass or butt. The place where farts(as in breaking wind) come from.

Junior needs a kick where the wind blows before he gets himself into some serious trouble.
Did you see where the wind blows on that chick? IIt was tornadic

by WizardofWordsLoverofLetters April 1, 2017

three sheets to the wind

This old saying indicating how a person walk after having too much to drink originated in New England. Wind mills used for grinding grain had four blades. Big sheets (similar to sails) where stretched across the blades (or woven between the slates). The wind mill would wobble when only three blades were loaded, hence the term "three sheets to the wind"

After consuming a bottle of rum, Bob was walking as if he had three sheets to the wind.

by Batwings August 30, 2006