pickle sucker

a person who tries to be cool. PIckle sucking is lame

That girl (trying to dance) is such a pickle sucker

by snooki the original-not really November 2, 2010

pickled penis

When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.

I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”

by -lmaofuckRJ- February 7, 2018

platinum pickle

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.

If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

pickle hand

A hand that is deformed, or small, or missing fingers or just creepy.

Ew, look at that guys pickle hand

by oooohweeeee June 18, 2007

pickle ass

Some cunt who wants you to sit on her lap, then puts a pickle jar up your asshole when you try to sit down. Then she eats all the pickles out of your ass.

Dawn is a total pickle ass, she all like "lemme get a minute a! pickle ass all up in my house!"

by JxTx MURDA June 11, 2008

pickle martini

When one successfully receives a (consensual) blowjob after sneaking his penis in another, unsuspecting person's drink.

"I'm just going to choke one more down, and then we're outta here. Wait a second... that's not a straw!"

"Got ya!"

"Ha ha ha, yes you did. Oh my goodness, I, once again, got caught in a Pickle Martini. WOW! Well, here goes..."

by C.M. Focks June 1, 2009

pickle juice

While receiving a B.J., piss in the girls mouth when you tell her you're cumming.

Kristin really enjoyed mouthing my dill spear until I gave her a moutful of pickle juice.

by Rondo Boner February 15, 2007