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Hot pocket

When a man fucks a woman at such a fast rate her cooch becomes a flaming hot pouch. Just like a hot pocket
Person1: I heard Axel gave Bethany a hot pocket
Person2: Well yeah No Nut November just ended
by BearEggs December 26, 2018
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bermuda hot pocket

Like Alabama Hot Pocket but requires 4 people to participate at once - 1 girl and one man for each of her holes, effectively creating a triangle.
Dude, I was part of Bermuda Hot Pocket last night and it was super sexy! She had all 3 holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016
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Fupa Hot Pocket

The fat folds between a woman's belly thats filled with lint and sweat.
Kate's fupa Hot Pocket was nasty and smelled like sweat.
by Pookie01201 September 9, 2021
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Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.
OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.
by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020
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Hot pockets

when someone is pressed/mad about something
Guy: fuck sakes, you always do this

Girl: oh you hot pockets rn?
by - A ;) February 19, 2021
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Hot Pocket

Slang for concealed carrying a firearm in a hoodie.
You really trina talk to me like that right now? You really think I'm walking around without a Hot Pocket?
by Chrick the Rapper December 15, 2017
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Hot Pocket

Performing intercourse with a larger woman where the males Penis is inserted into the area between the belly apron and the upper thigh.
I Hot Pocketed that SSBBW it was very warm.
by SSBBWCHUB February 6, 2020
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