Smelly Pirate Hooker

A shot that will be sure to knock you on your ass...if you want it to. Created by myself and a good friend on the campus of Purdue University, be sure to visit Harry's Chocolate Shop and ask for one, they'll know what your looking for!

Ingredients:

1/3 Malibu Rum
1/3 Pineapple Juice
1/3 Bacardi 151

If you want it extra smelly, go a little lighter on the pineapple juice and a little heavier on the 151!

Hey bartender! Can we get some smelly pirate hookers over here!?!?

by NateDawg583 July 09, 2010

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smelly pirate hooker

One who wears mesh tank tops, daisy dukes, or those shiney richard simmons shorts. Also anyone that does not agree with your point of view.

Bill is a smelly pirate hooker. I can't believe he wore his mesh tanktop again...

by Frank's 'n beans May 04, 2006

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Serial Hooker

Someone who sleeps with someone for money, then after said sexual favors have been performed, kills them.

Person 1 -"Hey, yesterday I found out, my mother was a serial hooker."

Person 2- "What?"

Person 1-"Yeah, i found out that your dad paid my mother for sex, then afterwards, she killed him."

Person 2 - ":O"

by Hey how's it going June 08, 2010

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e-hooker

Someone, male or female, who uses time at work to write e-mails, be on IM, and/or check Facebook, MySpace, etc., thereby getting paid to engage in such non-work-related online activity.

Guy 1: "B only sends emails and IMs me between the hours of 8am and 5pm, Monday through Friday. What's up with that?"

Guy 2: "Maybe she just prefers to get paid to do those things...sounds like she's an e-hooker."

by Betsy D March 24, 2008

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