dirty pirate hooker

another name for a stupid fucking blonde chick who is known for just being her whoreishly self.

Paris Hilton is a dirty pirate hooker thats must die now.

by pirate hooker. July 24, 2006

hooker

Martha Stewart's dream career.

Good thing for every living (and a few non-living) creatures Martha Stewart aint a hooker.

by shruikan April 5, 2007

hookeresque

A style of dress found typically on prostitutes, but instead found on a non-prostitute, usually over 40 years old.

When Hilary was wearing those fuck-me boots, she looked so hookeresque even Bill wanted to bang her.

by Shelly Gass February 4, 2008

Hooker Theory

Otherwise known as the "law of diminishing returns," Hooker Theory refers to the progressive decrease in experienced pleasure relative to expected pleasure (i.e. measured in pleasure-units) per variable input (i.e. dollars per hour).

Steve: Is a thousand-dollar per hour hooker ten times as good as a hundred-dollar per hour Hooker?

Donald: Nope.

Steve: How not!?

Donald: Hooker Theory

by Aarroonn123 March 8, 2010

Hooker Ice Cream

When it's so cold outside that the sperm in your balls freezes up, creating hooker ice cream.

Guy One: It's fuckin cold outside!!

Guy Two: Dude I know. I think I have some hooker ice cream goin' on.

Guy One: Maybe that whore Adriana will suck on you to get that ice cream!

by lelelalalolo May 26, 2010

hookermelons

An exclamation used when exhausted or impatient.

God, this is so boring! Argh! Hookermelons so hard!

by pontowini July 11, 2010

hooker good

adj. So good, you will eventually sell your body to obtain more

"That gum is hooker good!"

by Professor Steven March 19, 2012