hebeee

Tiniest of the tiniest penis in the world

Hey ellen, i just had sex with a hebeee last night. Never seen anything smaller then that, he gave a pretty good theta zero though.

by ryadhh3 June 28, 2010

helberts rule

A saying inventended by Charles Helbert in the late 1900's, the rule is "If something's brown it might not taste good."

Person A: "You shouldn't eat that"
Person B: "Why so my friend?"
Person A: "Helberts rule"

by Jreevk February 25, 2015

Herbaderb

An awesome clumsy guy from da hood!

Who's that Herbaderb, JARBARI!

by TnAustin May 31, 2015

herb day

A day where you smoke a shit ton of weed (4/20)

Yo dude you ready for herb day

by Squidbilly June 19, 2015

Hebbe jebbes

When are watching something you don't like and it makes you shiver. Eg like spiders or snakes

I got the hebbe jebbes for watching the ants

by Pingu2255q January 20, 2016

Hebejeebs

When you feel a creepy guy standing in your 3rd eyes light house. Like Wtf go away..or let's take a selfie

Fudging elves give me the hebejeebs...aka also known as the #

hebeje2bs

by My wife sucked off. Tony March 26, 2016

Herba Shlonk

A giant, earthy dong;
The largest Shlonk;
Og Mudbone big.

Jacob's huge dick reminds me of Johnny Sins huge Herba Shlonk!

by BigDev52 August 11, 2016