Halpy

The feeling that occurs when one overdoses on 1500mg of Tylenol.

Connor "Yo are you feeling okay?"
Brian "Nah man I took Tylenol this morning and I feel so halpy. Do i look like a french maid with this apron?"

by Halpy Lindell February 10, 2009

halil

Halil is a islamic name, the persons that has the name Halil is really sexy and handsome.

he is sexy and really handsome, he is the best dealer and could trick someone to do anything he want. he is the funniest guy in the world. he is really handsome and everybody wants to be like him.
Halil = sexy person

by hand some guy January 23, 2018

Bryce hall is a simp

Bryce Hall is a simp for Addison Rae. He is in love with her. If you want clear skin stan Braddison.

Bryce hall is a simp for Addison.

by Im.a.simp.4.hall November 2, 2020

Halwa

Invented in india referring to the dessert (halwa) Used for people who have mixed feelings and who are as dense as a halwa(It's made up of carrots or semolina boiled with milk, almonds, sugar, butter, and cardamom) So they are born with these skills which make them a halwa

So everything's kind of mixed up ..People who try to outsmart everyone , Also used for people who tag all of their friends in their photos to get likes ,Are usually dumb,annoying and the early symptoms are" TyPiNg LykE DyS"
They call their partner with these specific set of names
Bae
Cutiepie
Sweety
Shona

HALWA = MALE
HALWI - FEMALE

Obama - What's up ?
Justin bieber - Your mom Cuz she's always on me.
Obamo - Halwa

Hindi Example

Rajpal yadav (Bollywood actor) -Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Kaisi hai sonam?
Sonam kappor (actress) - Aur Btau jaAnU Tum Kaise ho :) :) :p
Rajpal yadav - bas tumari yaad mei jee rha hu

sonam kapoor - Aww ewwe my cutiepue so sweetY my shona
Rajpal yadav - Halwi gutka thuk mu se pehle

by kartikeya7 December 15, 2014

Hallmark Holiday

A holiday that seems to exist only for the purpose of selling greeting cards (and flowers, etc).

"What the hell, it's Administrative Professionals Day?"
Yep, just another Hallmark Holiday."

by TheMonger May 5, 2006

Haleigh

a very sweet, easygoing girl who is a people person, has many real friends who love her, is usually the center of attention, is outgoing, extremely beautiful, humble, and is very loyal to her friends. She may sometimes have her head in the clouds but is very sharp witted. She is a go-getter, an extremely efficient employee and a very charismatic, energetic and spontaneous girl who is always smiling genuinely and who looks at he big picture of life. She is a humanitarian and is also very talented. She can be very impatient with people who think they are better than everyone else, as she can easily read people and see right through them. She is an exciting mixture of cultures and races, but mainly Latina with very curly hair and a lovely slim, curvaceous body with nice long legs. She is very dedicated to studies and she admires the beauty of any given situation. She can also appear gullible and naive but is wise beyond her years. Quite tomboyish, she doesn't let her beauty and sex appeal get the better of her. Haleigh is a very rare specimen and is very genuine. Good fortunes to all who meet her!

where all the Haleigh's at, mate?

by meli867 July 1, 2011

Hallmark

A conglomerate constructed entirely of cardstock, glitter, and Keepsake ornaments. Hallmark's main goal is to perpetuate Christmas year-round, so it's four quarters are labeled as follows: Almost Christmas, Christmas, Still Christmas, and Valentine's Day. Among it's many schemes for holiday perpetuation are things such as: three (3) separate keepsake ornament events (the first of which occurs in July), constant, nagging reminders to customers to begin stocking up on cards for Christmas (beginning sometime around August), and the unnecessarily long "post-holiday sale" that runs right up to the beginning of Valentine's Day.

Since Christmas provides such a large part of Hallmark's revenue, it feels the need to begin releasing it's prized Keepsake Ornaments in early July, just as most people are finally beginning to put the horror of the previous holiday behind them. Thus, "Almost Christmas" begins, moving smoothly into "Christmas" sometime around mid-October. "Still Christmas" begins directly after New Years and runs until February 14th and often beyond, so "Still Christmas" and "Valentine's Day" often overlap.

Valentine's Day, which is the lesser of Hallmark's insidiously overdone holidays, fills in the gap between Still Christmas and Almost Christmas nicely while still managing to fill the duel purpose of guilting men into showering the objects of their affections with glittery cards, fluffy teddy bears, and heart-shaped boxes of chocolate.

Woman One: "I'm headed to Hallmark to get some birthday cards. Do you want to come?"

Woman Two: "Nah, I'm not in the mood for Christmas stuff right now."

Woman One: "It's July, I think you're safe."

Woman Two: "Well... alright..."

Sales Associate: *as they walk into the store* "Welcome to Ornament Premiere! All of our new Christmas Keepsake Ornaments have just come out for the year!"

Woman Two: *faints*

by taekwondoangel1 July 18, 2009