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Turd Gobbler

A person who enjoys a relationship involving scat.
"Man I met this chick who was really fine but when I brought her back to my apartment, I found out she was a complete turd gobbler! She tried to lick out my anus!"

"I hope nobody notices me gobbling these turds. If the truth gets out I'll be seen as a complete Turd Gobbler"
by Jim Hender January 5, 2008
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Knob Gobbler

A person who really enjoys sucking on johnsons.
Yeah! Steve told me that Bill is quite the knob gobbler! He just couldn't get enough of Steve's junk!
by littlekitty353 August 3, 2011
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Gobble Gook

by Cgl_96 March 14, 2011
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grobber

Adverb. A word which describes a person who grabs squishy things with their hands in a claw-like state. The word is commonly used to describe people who grab breasts in a creepy way.
Gavin is such a grobber. Last night when we were sleeping together he had the creepiest expression as he grabbed my breasts.
by simon2k6 July 22, 2011
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gobble goose

When an animal or person has big fat pouch under the chin, like a very noticeable fatty pouch, whether it be human or animal.
Good Lord! Did you see the size of the gobble goose on that potbelly pig?

That woman's gobble goose was so big that when she talked it jiggled to the point of distraction
by TDCJ 77 March 10, 2015
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gobblewonker

The biggest fish in a body of water.
I'm going fishing this weekend, gonna catch me the gobblewonker.
by bellasfate October 25, 2015
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Gobblers Knob

A place located in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania and slang for feasting at a trough of dicks.
Yo homie! Where’s your moms at? Oh shit, she’s at Gobblers Knob.
by Gus The Groundhog February 2, 2021
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