Girlfriend Song

A song a guy acts like he likes because he wants to get know a girl better (a.k.a. get laid)

Guy 1: Dude, I met this girl last night and I acted like I like Taylor Swift.

Guy 2: It looks like you've got a girlfriend song.

by B. J. McNeal August 23, 2009

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Grief Triangle

An all dude threesome in which the partaking members have not had sexual release for an extensive period of time.

That was a crazy Grief Triangle Colin, Alex, and Jaden had last night.

by The Tri-Force March 15, 2012

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Girlfriend Nuru

A Nuru massage body to body nude massage wth a gfe escort

I had an awesome girlfriend nuru massage by this hot chick on backpage.

by Darknessunbound July 29, 2015

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Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend

An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.

Damn my cafeteria girlfriend/boyfriend is looking good at the salad bar today!

by Cafeteria October 24, 2008

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math girlfriend

A math girlfriend is someone you have an intimate relationship with during math class only. Basically just using a smart girl to improve your grade. Which makes you a douche.

Dude, she's your math girlfriend?? No wonder algebra is the only class you're passing.

by MissHalfie March 5, 2011

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When a male you are casually conversing with mentions within the first five seconds that he has a girlfriend. Not only were your intentions completely civil, but you realize that he is either extremely turned off by you that he feels the need to compensate his repugnance with his martial status, or that his pre-pubescent feelings have gotten the best of him because “sexkitten10” instant messaged him last night.

I just liked this guy's sweet Nike's so I asked him where he bought them, sadly he dropped the girlfriend bomb on me because he couldn't handle my sex appeal.

by Courtney Milko May 11, 2008

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