golden cross

a person with the highest rank in Call of Duty 4.

"Look at these noobs"
"Shut the fuck up you golden cross, no life bitch"
"Dude, this game's been out for like 8 months"
"And you spent 2 of those months playing this game"
"..."

by SPxCA May 21, 2008

Golden Dilophosaurus

During sex when a chick gets fucked so hard she pisses. Then the dude catches said stream midair, takes a mouthful, and spits if back in her face as he remounts her.

Melvin: OMG Danny did you see that!? That girl just got the piss fucked out of her!

Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!

Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!

by MD452 April 20, 2014

Golden Don

The forcing of another person, against his or her will, to urinate on your face for your sexual pleasure.

Check it out--that guy walking out totally just got a Golden Don! He's even got the orange-hued face and urea-hair that it causes.

by Elkminster January 26, 2017

the golden triangle

its a sexual position including 3 participants male or female in witch each participant lays on its side and performs oral sex on eachother all at the same time

hey man i finally done the golden triangle!

by abiggerblackerdick February 10, 2018

golden elevator

A collection of sexually inadequate middle age and rich men. All very happy to be huddled together in a small opulent room.

Saw Trump and Farage enjoying a Golden Elevator today.

by Mad Dog Biscuit January 7, 2017

Golden Maggie

You are doing a fine young woman or something resembling one, in the ass and you are ready to blow your load. You mysteriously are able to piss in her anal cavity first, then blow your load afterward. You then further continue to squeeze her belly from behind, possibly like a slow Heimlich Maneuver, and observe the beauty as the lovely mixture within said anus, bubbles out like a fine champagne with a frothy beginning/head.

I was going to use real champagne and the bottle up her ass like that video we saw earlier but I opted to go forth with a Golden Maggie, it is safer in regards to PSI (a shaken Champagne bottle may be too extreme), and I ain't goin out with blue balls tonight!

by Sir Buck McFutter August 2, 2010

Golden Princess

A wonderful masterpiece of driving machinery that is of gold color. It also tends to have pony or stallion emblems about it.

This car drives like a Golden Princess!

Look at that beautiful Golden Princess!

Gosh Darn it! Where is my Golden Princess?! I parked it right here!

by OhMaGawd June 3, 2011