Homeward Christmas Fuzzies

the fuzzies you get when you’re cycling or walking homeward during the christmastime, when it’s quickly getting dark and the silent streets feel warm (even though it’s almost freezing).

Mother: "Did you mind walking home this evening?"
Daughter: "No, I got the Homeward Christmas Fuzzies!"

by Ms. Type Writer November 28, 2018

fuzzy toppings

Pubes left behind on toilet seats in public restrooms.

Dude, that restroom is disgusting. There's shit on the walls, piss on the floors, fuzzy toppings everywhere....

by Jubei69 December 12, 2017

Fuzzy bogart

Masturbating with your blinds open with intent to be caught by any outside observers

I was fuzzy bogarting yesterday.

by Ori9inalfarmer May 9, 2019

Fuzzy Noodle

A Fuzzy Noodle is an example of a nickname comparing animals to noodles

In this case a Ferret
Also see Danger Noodle

Me:Look at this fuzzy noodle I just got!
You:a what?
Me:a fuzzy noodle

by Dragon0f0range January 17, 2020

Fuzzy Peach

The fruit of a woman and its succulence in the areas of major and minor labia when concerned with the pleasure of clitoris.

He ate the fuzzy peach until every juicy slice was his mouth pie singing songs about Georgia to her organs tune said "Come and Get'Em."

by xicoLor January 11, 2025

Operation hat trick fuzzy button

Blocking donations from ebegging bums

Sam and Jose got their donations blocked when Operation hat trick fuzzy button was engaged.

by Professor Dick Down September 15, 2021

Fuzzy kumquat

A male cats balls

Look that cat has some fuzzy kumquats

by Queen-Stasia June 27, 2024