French Nun

To find or hire a French nun is to contract a prostitute for the sole purpose of making out. The "French" part of the phrase refers to the kissing of the same name, while the "nun" part refers to a long-archaic double entendre wherein "nunnery" could refer also to a house of prostitution.

You'll find me in Paris hiring a French nun - I feel like brushing up my kissing skills.

by rapidlydecayingjoj October 12, 2017

French Hairline

A hairline that is retreating to the back the head.

John: Oh my?!? Jim, what happened to your hair??
Jim: I got a bad haircut
John: No, you got yourself a french hairline, you gotta embrace it and shave the lot or start wearing a hat.
Jim: what’s a french hairline?
John: It’s retreating...to the back of your head.
Jim: huh
John: you’re going bald. Soon there will be no clear definition of where your forehead ends and your scalp begins.

by Butter-cup November 1, 2020

French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.

Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.

by PV Kings November 12, 2012

french toasty

Cuddling in bed with your significant other, while being covered in a lot of blankets, Toasty.

Babe, do you wanna french toasty with me later?

by looooooolNo May 3, 2018

Frenching the duck

When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill

I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck

by Kentonawesome April 3, 2019

french mindset

When your mindset is all about making kids and thinking this is an exceptional accomplishment in life but you count on others’ taxes to pay for your social welfare so you can have time to post pics of yourself on instagram together with today’s quote from self-called philosophers in order to teach the world.

Oh, i don’t want to date this guy, he doesn’t have a french mindset as he is all about earning money with work while i make more money than him with the government money coming for my two kids. I d rather post a pic of my legs in a shitty sports car to try to hook a guy with $$$

by MickeyMikke March 26, 2022

French Centipede

a french centipede is when a canadian male has two male genitalia’s aka the penis

yoo did you know pierre is a french centipede? nah bruh that’s sick

by Braden Fredericks July 3, 2017