french cleat

A french cleat is when you shove a spikey shoe in your partners ass on a soccer field in Paris.

I totally gave this girl a french cleat and she loved it.

by Bobcharley January 6, 2020

French Twirl

Can be done on a man or a woman. It's when fingers are licked, then placed into the anus, twirling the fingers around to locate the prostate.

Last night my boyfriend wanted his bum fingering. I used to "French Twirl" to help

by MagicSmurf May 14, 2020

French Hairline

A hairline that is retreating to the back the head.

John: Oh my?!? Jim, what happened to your hair??
Jim: I got a bad haircut
John: No, you got yourself a french hairline, you gotta embrace it and shave the lot or start wearing a hat.
Jim: what’s a french hairline?
John: It’s retreating...to the back of your head.
Jim: huh
John: you’re going bald. Soon there will be no clear definition of where your forehead ends and your scalp begins.

by Butter-cup November 1, 2020

french runoff

the electoral ooze that forms the morning after a nationwide voting bacchanalia.

The voters were so out of it, they gave 'em the old "French Runoff."

by Bernard Lupe April 23, 2017

French Chameleon

When you are having intercourse with a girl and you pull your cock out and it looks green and brown as if a chameleon is disguising itself in her ass

Yeah she gave me the best French Chameleon I've ever had

by Crazy hippy monkey balls April 24, 2017

French Dessert

Sex and a cigarette. Possibly followed by wine and cheese.

Yeah, the date went well. We had dinner and then French Dessert

by IgnisAlbum September 18, 2017

French Nun

To find or hire a French nun is to contract a prostitute for the sole purpose of making out. The "French" part of the phrase refers to the kissing of the same name, while the "nun" part refers to a long-archaic double entendre wherein "nunnery" could refer also to a house of prostitution.

You'll find me in Paris hiring a French nun - I feel like brushing up my kissing skills.

by rapidlydecayingjoj October 12, 2017