Team QA

The term given to a kick ass group of quality assurance engineers who do the jobs of the lazy ass support bitches while support sits around and cries that their funkgina hurts.

Those muthafuckin geniuses from Team QA gave every support bisnatch a Sleepy Steve while they were passed out at their desks.

by Sloth April 7, 2005

Team Zoo

Team Zoo is a team that runs shit, making them complete animals.

Damn, a Team Zoo just ran up and slapped me in the face, stole my wallet and took me to a back alley where he raped me using zero lube. I regret the entire experience and should not have made eye contact.

by Team Zoo June 10, 2009

Dream Team

A social group, sometimes "friends" that you hang out with because it is either them, nerds, or nobody. The members of a dream team will probably be popular or at least think they are popular. Although you hang out with them, you do not really fit in. You know that they do things all the time together, but you are almost never invited to join them. A lot of the time it is almost an honor if you do not fit in with them; if you do, then it is probably not a good thing. Sometimes people try to act like they are not part of one, but if they are in denial about it, then they are probably part of one. If you are in this situation you probably dream about what it would be like if you were included in the group, but you know that it won't actually happen. Even if you feel bad temporarily, you will have the last laugh in the end.

You- "Yeah Sis, it kind of sucks."
Sister- "What do you mean?"
You- "I know that my "friends are hanging out at the mall, and yesterday they were chilling at Kyle's house. All of them were there, but I wasn't invited."
Sister- "It doesn't really matter. You are probably part of a dream team."
You- "Maybe..."
Sister- "Trust me, it's a good thing if you don't fit in. In fact, it's a bad thing if you do fit in with them.
You- You know what, you're right!!!"

by MusicDude88 January 31, 2009

America's team

The Dallas Cowboys, cause they play on national TV every year on Thanksgiving, coined in 1976 by NFL films

Is America's team going to the Superbowl again, damn I wish my team was like them.

by Your mom March 17, 2005

Team Swoll

A team composed of all guys who sit around and pinch each others nipples until they become swollen.

Hey Dude pinch my nipples I wanna get on Team Swoll

by Mr.Take A Freaking Guess September 29, 2010

team sloot

your schools group of sloots that get with every guy you know at one point throughout the year, generally underclassmen wanting attention from older dudes

<darius> we need some bitches dude this shits mad sausage...

<thomas> call up the team!!!!!!

<wes> team sloot!!

by Hilarious Darius August 23, 2006

Team Indie

A totally hardcore and awesome duo, made up of Indie Boy and Indie Girl.

Also the name of a Mix CD made for Indie Girl by Indie Boy.

"OMG, who were they?! So AWESOME and HARDCORE!!"
"Don't you know? Dude, that was Team Indie!"

by Jamhos March 1, 2008