Flapping

The art of smacking your erect penis against your inner thigh to the point of climax.

"I walked in on my brother flapping and listening to the audio of a slaughterhouse."

"I had to rip out all the leg hair on my thigh because they were covered in cum from me flapping."

by theflapmaster December 18, 2013

Flapping

The act of female masturbation. The female version of 'fapping' with reference to the flaps of the vagina.

Girl, I was flapping all night to fifty shades.

Summer to-do list: Slip, slop, slap and flap.

by SnowGirl October 2, 2014

frappy

short for frappuccino (my dogs name and the starbucks coffee drink)

Sit Frappy!
I'll take a Caramel frappy

by coca October 20, 2003

flappers

an older woman's labia majora when they protrude more than normal.
women can now have them surgically made smaller or even removed in order to look younger down there.

my boyfriend likes to play with my flappers, yesterday he tried to tie them into a knot.

by rigo22 July 12, 2006

Floppy Doppy

The male reproductive organ in the relaxed state.

I played with my floppy doppy to get it hard.

by Dingo February 25, 2003

Flappydick

When someone is extremely annoying and won't stop and is oblivious to how they are acting and how the people around them appear them to be.

Yo man I just talk to Blitzer and wow was he a total Flappydick

by KFaded July 21, 2019

floppy Roy

Cannot perform a sexual act on oneself or a potential victim. This is due to excessive boozing and or bothing. First heard in the film Human Traffic.

Oi dave remember that bird i pulled last night after 10 stellas and a bong? Yeah, well Floppy Roy turned up, the cunt.

by skidmarks3 October 25, 2009