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true father

A father who has always been there no matter what a father is a person you can always look up to.A true father cares about you , although a father may be a douche at some points he is trying to protect you.
by Ana1492 February 21, 2018
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Father Marshall

A father Marshall is an intellectual species that has a human like body. It's extremely long arms and lank fingers can be devastatingly painful if touched upon by. A father Marshall, much like a burrows the death stalker or spronkledoodle cannot be seen and can hide under any innocent body. When asleep, the Father Marshall (much like freddy Kruger) can appear out of nowhere and kill you in an instance. Saying his name will summon you to him.
Man 1: FATHER MARSHALL!!!!
Man 2: Dude, are you insane. Father Marshall is going to come for us now. Oh crap, now he's coming for me.

Man 1: Haha, do you actually believe in that stupid stuff?
Man 2: Yea-....Uh.. Dude?
Man 1: Yeah?
Man 2: look behind you..
by Pewpew boom boom May 8, 2018
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Your god father is a cock sucker

Dan- your mom gay. Andy-your granny tranny. Dan- your god father is a cock sucker
by Retardant on Chicago May 11, 2018
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Your brother aint gonna be a father

This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister

This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
Person A: your mom gay

Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father

*the whole universe collapses*
by ravjeeet May 13, 2018
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African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.
Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
by wowmandude January 9, 2017
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grandpa father

the guy that unloaded his load in your grandma, aswell as in your mother
grandpa father is defined as: because my grandpa is my father im mentally retarded, but still more intelligent than every fuckboy that is reading this now
by datboroboy January 15, 2017
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the rod father

A long white pole usually rubbed and put under lots of friction in order to create electricity.
Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.
by Happy tight us January 18, 2017
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