forking

When two men kiss while their penises are touching eachother

Gay Brian: “OMG, Kevin and I were getting ready to do it last night. While we were getting intimate, we accidentally started forking.”
Straight Daniel: “That’s cool bro, never tell me that again.”

by ElevatedPanguitch October 5, 2020

farkinlot

when you pull up in the food lion parking lot and have to take a shit

Man, I pulled up in the farkinlot and couldn’t even grab a cart. I had to run straight to the bathroom.

by Mavis Magillacutty October 17, 2020

Faking it

When you’re pretending to be something or do something. You know if you’re faking it. If you’re questioning it then it isn’t faking.

Person 1: You arent trans you’re faking it

Person 2: im not...

by NUMEROUSBEESONBICYCLES April 7, 2021

Forking

Unlike spooning, forking is when you cuddle with the intention of sexual intercourse afterwards. Spooning is PG, always.

"Ayo Johnny, you won't believe it. Me and Vanessa ended up forking last night"
"Word up!"

by forkking April 13, 2021

Farington

This is the Chief of Police for the Lander Police Department. If you ever see him in-game, you should say hello as he is not often in games other than events. This Chief has a 7/10 overall rating.

Chief Farington assigned us all homework today.

by New Haven County Administrator April 13, 2021

Forking

The act of putting a mans penis in feces
While cuddling

Forking is my favorite activity

by 🦫 beaver July 12, 2021

Forking

It is a revolutionized sex style. This sex style involves four dudes and one girl, wherein all the dudes placed the hee-haws on the girl's holes, specifically four holes: one in the nostril, one in the mouth, one in the bootyhole, and one in Debussy.

It is also a polite way of saying "fucking/fuck (fork)". Same energy with "firetruck"

"I heard forking is a very good way to please someone sexually" - Aaron

*proceeds to helicopter in the bootyhole*

"fork you, you mother trucker" - some random virgin kid who plays Fortnite for a living

by NKCM November 5, 2021