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Family Man

A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.
by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019
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The Family Business

A family organized sexual act.

To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:

-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.

(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
by Jack Remmington September 10, 2007
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family guy

Could be funny, depends on your definition of funny.

A show for people who have the attention span of salt.
It jumps for a part where Peter is talking to his wife, to fighting with a chicken.

It does have a plot but, that plot is (often) inturrpted by pointless gags that go on for unholy amounts of time.

The fanboys of this show will make you want to stab people though the internet.

The best charater is Quagmire because sex is funny...
If you think fart is funny, watch Family Guy. If not watch...waits for an intelligent show... Battlestar Gliatica?

Or read The Mist!
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Family pig

How many times have you drawn family pig today?

2000.
by Family guy poopers September 12, 2023
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familial statism

A form of tyranny that involves accepting power over one’s life from any family member. A familial statist can either be the older relative who controls their children at an unreasonable level, clips their wings, and stunts their growth for selfish purposes... or the younger relative who refuses to grow up and get their life in order on their own merits. You could sponge off any one of your relatives, or vice versa — be an enabler, and be considered a familial statist.
Andrew is a bootlicking familial statist. He really needs to stop living off his mommy, get out of the basement, and into the world. Get a job Andrew, familial statism is a passive disease and you need to buck up a bit.
by Spike McCartney October 19, 2019
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family meeting

When fellow family members are into it involving other family memebers An everyone is just tired of the bullshit so they call a family meeting for the memebers that are into it to scrap it out
Girl you going to the family meeting , yeah girls tay tay & nay nay gone fight .
by Nunu Love August 2, 2017
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Scrap Family

The neighbor family who has scraps of various shit (toys, furniture, random lawn tools never put away) in the yard. One can only assume the many children who reside there are the scraps leftover from a few different relationships along the way. They have scrap dogs too (several dogs not cared for and always running amuck).
Did you see that scrap family who moved in next door?

I ran into a scrap family and their scrap dogsthe other day.
by ShakerFranklin August 27, 2021
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