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Family Man

A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.
by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019
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The Family Business

A family organized sexual act.

To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:

-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.

(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
by Jack Remmington September 10, 2007
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family guy

Could be funny, depends on your definition of funny.

A show for people who have the attention span of salt.
It jumps for a part where Peter is talking to his wife, to fighting with a chicken.

It does have a plot but, that plot is (often) inturrpted by pointless gags that go on for unholy amounts of time.

The fanboys of this show will make you want to stab people though the internet.

The best charater is Quagmire because sex is funny...
If you think fart is funny, watch Family Guy. If not watch...waits for an intelligent show... Battlestar Gliatica?

Or read The Mist!
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Family boner

When one gets an accidental, raging hard-on/slippery-sloop in sight of an indecent family member.
"It was weird...he got a family boner when my towel slipped off. It was so embarrassing!"
by leeislove April 3, 2015
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Wiener Family

The subsequent family that results from the discovery of a wiener cousin. All persons directly related to the wiener cousin, are now to be considered wiener family. There is no limit to wiener family, and wiener families tend to be a lot bigger than normal families.
Me: since Austin and I both had sex with Maggie, we are wiener cousins now. Which means Austin's mom would be my wiener mom, his dad my wiener dad, and so on.
Austin: I boned one of the girls that Nelson did... I guess that makes you, me and Nelson Wiener Family.
by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum November 3, 2014
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Goth Family

A family that has existed since the first game in The Sims Series.
Most well known for Bella Goth, who went missing after getting abducted by aliens and dropped in Strangetown, there’s also her husband Mortimer who loves Dina Caliente, the widow of Bella’s dead brother Michael Bachelor.
Mortimer and Bella have two kids, Cassandra Goth is engaged to town Cassanova Don Lothario, and the other kid is Alexander Goth.
Everyone who’s ever played The Sims knows about The Goth Family
by BlankCanvas742 December 7, 2021
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Willis Family

This will be the best family you'll ever meet, so kind and caring .Well you cant really say that these type of people do bad in school . The girls are goodie toushous but struggle
OMDZZZZZ its the willis family im hard
by Winsywilis May 5, 2020
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