When someone dumps their significant other by changing their facebook relationship status instead of actually saying anything.
I'm not sure if Lottie knows that I dumped her yet. I gave her a facebook dump, but I don't think she's been online today.
by asphalt July 25, 2008
Get the facebook dumpmug. The embarrassing misinformation that goes out to all your friends when one of a couple edits their Facebook profile, and makes a change in relationship status that isn't echoed by their Facebook-listed lover. Suddenly 235 people learn that "Suzie and Sally ended their relationship" and the commiseration starts pouring in.
by Miselaineous October 9, 2008
Get the Facebook Breakupmug. A person who spends an inordinate amount of time on thefacebook.com, consistently adding people they don't know as friends, joining groups, stalking people, etc.
Ken: "Sweet dogg! Caroline added me as a friend on the facebook today! That's basically 100% guaranteed ass-tappage! Giggidy giggidy!"
Mike: "I doubt it, man, that girl has 539 'friends' on there. Total facebook whore. Look, she even added 'Tony Danza' as a friend. I bet Tony hit that, right?"
Ken: "But, but, I, um..."
Mike: "Here, take the latest copy of 'Tig ol' Bitties,' go in the bathroom, and amuse yourself for a while."
Ken: "OK." (does just that)
Mike: "I doubt it, man, that girl has 539 'friends' on there. Total facebook whore. Look, she even added 'Tony Danza' as a friend. I bet Tony hit that, right?"
Ken: "But, but, I, um..."
Mike: "Here, take the latest copy of 'Tig ol' Bitties,' go in the bathroom, and amuse yourself for a while."
Ken: "OK." (does just that)
by Nick D March 7, 2005
Get the facebook whoremug. Facebook Wisdom (n.): Used to describe the dumbass shit people say on Facebook, Twitter, tumblr or other online social networks to make themselves seem clever, profound, or wise.
Jane likes 'Sweetie, If You're Going To Be Two Faced, At Least Make One Of Them Pretty =)' on ♥" "That's Facebook wisdom we could all live by, if it weren't so contrived.
by Frederich J. P. Freely August 23, 2010
Get the Facebook Wisdommug. by facebookwhore September 3, 2006
Get the facebook friendmug. Asia- Facebook is taking too much of my time. I think I might delete my account.
Brittany- Do we need to call a therapist? Cause you're being facebook suicidal.
Brittany- Do we need to call a therapist? Cause you're being facebook suicidal.
by britto945 November 14, 2009
Get the facebook suicidalmug. The most dramatic online world that has ever existed. Where people treat their statuses like their diaries, Girls post half naked pictures of themselves like it's an adult site, Real life Lame people are Famous, Barbies Promote theirselves UnProductive people uses the site to become famous, People pose as celebrities, People cry whe they only have 2 notifications when they log in,People create fake accounts and cause drama because they're bored with their lives,People send their suicide notes, Everybody's everyday topic, People fighting over unreasonable comments, People "sneak diss" on their stats, People have facebook affairs and cute Couples break up,Its Used to have Cyber Sex, Where people send litteraly a hundred annoying invites everyday, People race to get 5,000 friends,Might be now in Illuminati, where kids under twelve have accounts, Where pervs pose as young people just to talk to the underaged folks, AND ITS THE REASON WHY PEOPLE FIGHT TODAY! & The list goes on.
Trish: I freaking hate Faceboook ,its so lame.
Brian: Are you serious? If Facebook was a show..the ratings would be blowed man!
Trish: I freaking hate Faceboook ,its so lame.
Brian: Are you serious? If Facebook was a show..the ratings would be blowed man!
Facebook world Drama Unreal fake wrong life selfish dramatic appauling no point abused illuminati taking over controlling ignorant no priority online trash reality website
by shae's#1fan August 14, 2010
Get the Facebook Worldmug.